Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.