Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.