Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.