You Might Be A Redneck If On

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

If You're A Redneck, You Have That Blood Flowing Through Your Veins. That's Almost On The Bucket List, To Hear "freebird" Live.