You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.