You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.