You Might Be A Redneck If You've

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Vehicle Has A Two-tone Paint Job - Primer Red And Primer Gray.