Best Orange Juice Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

If The Real World Is Orange Juice, Then Art Is Like Orange-juice Concentrate.

Over Coffee And Orange Juice The Embryonic Suicide Brightens Visibly.

The Most Rewarding Part About Being A Dad Is Just Looking At Children Who Didn't Exist At Some Point. The First Time You Saw Them, They Were The Size Of A Quarter, In A Sonogram, And Now They Can Pour Orange Juice And Yell At Each Other.

Without Mona, Hanna Felt Like A Great Outfit Without Matching Accessories, A Screw-driver That Was All Orange Juice And No Vodka, And An Ipod Without Headphones. She Just Felt Wrong.

I Was Just So Sick. I Thought That Orange Juice Was Going To Make Me Fat.

Come Over Here And Sit On My Knee And Finish Your Orange Juice.

When You Diversify Your Mutual Funds, You Are Diversifying Something That Is Already Diversified. Diversifying Mutual Funds Is Like Taking High Octane Gasoline & Adding Water & Then Adding Orange Juice To It.

I Made Orange Juice From Concentrate And Showed Her The Trick Of Squeezing The Juice Of One Real Orange Into It. It Removes The Taste Of Being Frozen. She Marveled At This, And I Laughed And Said, Life Is Easy. What I Meant Was, Life Is Easy With You Here, And When You Leave, It Will Be Hard Again.

God Doesn't Make Orange Juice, God Makes Oranges.

I Drank Lots Of Water And Orange Juice And Took A Multivitamin And Iron Supplement For Breakfast, Which Was My Regimen Since Bill Had Come Into My Life And Brought (along With Love, Adventure, And Excitement) The Constant Threat Of Anemia.

But The Fascinating And Unbelievable-but-true Thing About Dr. Jefferson Jeffersonis That He Was Not A Doctor Of Any Kind. He Was Just An Orange Juice Salesman Named Jefferson Jefferson. When He Became Rich And Powerful, He Went To Court, Made "jefferson" His Middle Name, And Then Changed His First Name To "dr." Capital D. Lowercase R. Period.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stared At A Can Of Orange Juice Because It Said Concentrate.