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Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

-Jeff Foxworthy

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Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock

Jeff Foxworthy

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

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