If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go Christmas Shopping For Your Mom, Sister, And Girlfriend, And You Only Need To Buy One Gift.

If You Have A Complete Set Of Salad Bowls And They All Say Kool Whip On The Side, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.