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You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go Christmas Shopping For Your Mom, Sister, And Girlfriend, And You Only Need To Buy One Gift.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!