Best Kmart Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

You Won't Find Average Americans On The Left Or On The Right. You'll Find Them At Kmart.

Some Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Mine Was Made In Hong Kong, By The Same People Who Make Those Little Rubber Pork Chops They Sell In The Pet Department At Kmart.

I Didn't Know What Guess Jeans Were. I Just Shopped At Wal-mart And Kmart And Stuff Like That.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

I Love Clothes, So When I Wear Clothes, They're Usually Somebody's. You Know, I'm Not Wearing Kmart.

I Started Doing Radio Commercials For Kmart When I Was 4. They Had To Splice All My Consonants Together Because I Couldnt Talk Very Well. But These Jobs Helped My Mother And Me Put Food On The Table. It Took The Two Of Us Working.