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If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

The Only Negative About Doing Stand-up Is That You're On The Road By Yourself. When You're On The Road With Comics We Just Crack Each Other Up Every Night Going, "can You Believe They're Paying Us To Do This? They're Crazy.

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.