You Might Be A Redneck If Your

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.