You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.