You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.