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You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Silence Of The Lambs Is What Happens When Larry Walks Out To The Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.