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Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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Any Job That Posts A Price List
Jeff Foxworthy
Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.
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