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You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.