You Might Be A Redneck If You're

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.