Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya?

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.