I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson, But It Can Open Up People's Minds Enough For Them To See How Stupid Every Kind Of Prejudice Can Be.