A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!