Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.