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Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

I'm A Sagittarian, See, I Can't Be Fenced In. I Been Living In Las Vegas, Greatest City In The World. I Look Out My Window For 100 Miles. In Vegas, There's Nothing To Do But Gamble, Drink Or Have Sex. I Have Two Of 'em.