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I'm Interested In Doing Some Acting In The Future, But It's A Distant Second To Stand Up.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.

I Got An Email From My Ex, Telling Me That She Has Aids. I Didn't Know How To Comfort Her, So I Just Wrote Back I Know.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.

I Actually Never Acted On "deadwood." I Have Meetings All The Time Where People Look At My Imdb Page And See That I Played The Part Of "accounting Clerk" On Deadwood. Actually, I Was The Accounting Clerk For Production Of "deadwood."