My Girlfriend Is Jewish. But It's Easier

I Love Anyone Who Surprises Me And Makes Me Laugh.

I Think Brilliant Stuff Comes Out Of Working With Limitations. One Liners Are Very Limiting, But That's What Drew Me To Them In The First Place.

Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I Was Watching Foosball.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I Do Dark [humor]. I Like People Who Are Silly And Weird And People Who Are Surprising And Good At What They Do.