You Know You're Ugly When You Go

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'