I Can't Get No Respect.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.