I Can't Get No Respect.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.