I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.