I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.