I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

My Wife Met Me At The Door The Other Night In A Sexy Negligee. Unfortunately, She Was Just Coming Home.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.