I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.