I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.