I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.