I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.