I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.