You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.