You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.

Humor Is Very Very Risky, Particularly For A Candidate, Unless He's Been In So Long That It Just Doesn't Matter, And He's Not Running For President. But It's Just That People Are So Sensitive And So Touchy, And You're Just Going To Upset Somebody Without Ever Realizing It.

You Know That A Given In Life In Human Nature, Is That At A Sporting Event, A Baseball Game, A Football Game, You Never Introduce A Politician, Is Because He'll Be Booed. I Don't Care If He's The Most Beloved Person In The World, Its Part Of The Game.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!