You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.