You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats,

You Have To Imbue The Characters With Their Own Sort Of Feeling Of Justification And Morality. Everyone Has That, Whether We See Them As Evil Or Not. So I Try To Bring The Characters To Life By Making Them Likable Or Lovable, In The Sense That They Can Be, At Least To Themselves.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.

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