You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats,

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.