The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense

I Can't Think Of A Performer Who Is Better On Television Than In Person.

Humor Is Very Very Risky, Particularly For A Candidate, Unless He's Been In So Long That It Just Doesn't Matter, And He's Not Running For President. But It's Just That People Are So Sensitive And So Touchy, And You're Just Going To Upset Somebody Without Ever Realizing It.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.