The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows 125 Different Ways To Make Love, But Who Doesn't Know Any Women.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.