The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.