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You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

I Can't Think Of A Performer Who Is Better On Television Than In Person.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.