You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.