You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.