You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.