You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.