I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.