I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.