I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'