I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.