He Has So Many Muscles He Has

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.