My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.