My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.