My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Would You Believe That I Once Entered A Beauty Contest? I Must Have Been Out Of My Mind. I Not Only Came In Last, I Got 361 Get-well Cards.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.