My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.