My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.