Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!