You Know, Last Night It Was So

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.