You Know, Last Night It Was So

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.