You Know, Last Night It Was So

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.