I Won't Mind Dying If I Can

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.