I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.