I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.