I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.