I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin