I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.