You Know It's Time To Start Using

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.