I Started My Career In A Town

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.