I Started My Career In A Town

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.