I Love Israel For Its Blue And

I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds, You Do The Dishes And Six Months Later You Have To Start All Over Again.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Dogs Are Easier To Love Than People; They're Certainly More Dependable. Once They Love You, That's It. A True Friend In Life Is A Dog.