You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

You Can See A Lot Of Politics On A Lot Of Different Channels. I'm Not Interested, Really, In Talking In Some Wonky Conversation About Politics, Though. It's Not My Speed. I'm Not Interested In The Ins And Outs Of Health Care.

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

Have Four Things Going. I Have Stand-up Comedy, Two Television Shows And I'm Working On A Play. I Like To Work, And I Fear That Something Could Fall Through. You Know What They Say: 'the Show Must Go Off.