I Mean, I'd Like To See (mitt

I’m Interested In So Many Different Things And I’d Like To Cover A Lot Of Territory. I’m Trying To See My Show As The Sunday Times. You Have The Arts & Leisure Section, You Have The Op-ed Page, You Have The Book Review...even The Style Section Has Those Wonderful Essays About Relationships.

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

I Don't Profess To Be An Expert On Anything, Or Have The Memory For Who Ran In 1952. I Am An Informed American Citizen, That's My Position.

Isn't It A Little Racist To Call It Black Friday?

When People Heckle Me, I Have The Microphone. And The Press Has The Microphone.