I Want A Man In My Life,

I've Been Through Many Years Of Psychotherapy, Psycho-drama, I've Taken Risks In My Life. I've Had Trials And Tribulations Just Like Every Body Else. You Have To Really Think About Who You Are. You Can't Just Go Through Life And Sail Threw.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I Mean, I'd Like To See (mitt Romney's) House Burn, One Of His Millions Of Houses Burning Down. It Would Be Kind Of Cool - The Mormon Fire Patrol.

As Far As People Communicating With Each Other Well I Think That Listening Is Important. You Know Really Trying To Read Between The Lines Of What Some Body Is Saying And Trying To Read Their Mind A Little Bit Where There At Because Most People Don't Really Say What They're Feeling. Which Is The Bones Of Great Literature.

Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish. I'm Not. Last Year I Got A Call: "happy Hanukkah." I Said "ma, I'm Not Jewish."