I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In

He's A Terrorist. Rush Limbaugh Is A Terrorist.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

It's Not Interesting Enough If You Don't Know Who You Are, What You Want. You Need To Make Educated Decisions About Your Moves And Talk To People Who Care About You. And You Need To Have People Who Will Have Your Back.

I Think Looks Do Matter On Television.

You Can See A Lot Of Politics On A Lot Of Different Channels. I'm Not Interested, Really, In Talking In Some Wonky Conversation About Politics, Though. It's Not My Speed. I'm Not Interested In The Ins And Outs Of Health Care.