You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

Reelfoot Is, And Has Always Been, A Lake Of Mystery.in Places It Is Bottomless. Other Places The Skeletons Of The Cypress-trees That Went Down When The Earth Sank, Still Stand Upright So That If The Sun Shines From The Right Quarter, And The Water Is Less Muddy Than Common, A Man, Peering Face Downward Into Its Depths, Sees, Or Thinks He Sees, Down Below Him The Bare Top-limbs Upstretching Like Drowned Men's Fingers, All Coated With The Mud Of Years And Bandaged With Pennons Of The Green Lake Slime.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.