If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have

If I Wanted To Go Crazy I Would Do It In Washington Because It Would Not Be Noticed

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.