You Can't Fool All Of The People

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There.

We All Joke About Congress But We Can't Improve On Them. Have You Noticed That No Matter Who We Elect, He Is Just As Bad As The One He Replaces?

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

A Democrat Is Just Like A Baby. If It's Hollering And Making A Lot Of Noise, There Is Nothing Serious The Matter With It. When It's Quiet And Doesn't Pay Much Attention To Anything, That's When It's Really Dangerous.

One Way To Solve The Traffic Problem Is To Keep All The Cars That Are Not Paid For Off The Streets.