See What Will Happen If You Don't

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

Too Many People Spend Money They Haven't Earned To Buy Things They Don't Want To Impress People They Don't Like.

Harvard Students Have Completed More English Courses And Less Forward Passes Than Any School In This Generation.

Just Read The Farm Relief Bill. It's Just A Political Version Of Einstein's Last Theory. If A Farmer Could Understand It, He Certainly Would Know More Than To Farm. He Would Be A Professor At Harvard.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.