You Know You Are Getting Old When

I Do Honestly Believe The Republicans Have Reformed And Want To Do Better. But Whether They Have Done It In Time To Win The Election Is Another Thing. The Old Voter Is Getting So He Wants To Be Saved Before October Every Election Year.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

That's One Thing About Republican Presidents. They Never Went In Much For Plans. They Only Had One Plan. It Says "boys, My Head Is Turned. Just Get It While You Can.