You Know You Are Getting Old When

There Will Never Be A Time When The Old Horse Is Not Superior To Any Auto Ever Made.

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.

The Greatest Loss Of Time Is Delay And Expectation. I Never Yet Talked To The Man Who Wanted To Save Time Who Could Tell Me What He Was Going To Do With The Time He Saved.

Here Is My Farm Relief Bill: Every Time A Southerner Plants Nothing On His Farm But Cotton Year After Year, And The Northerner Nothing But Wheat Or Corn, Why, Take A Hammer And Hit Him Twice Right Between The Eyes. You May Dent Your Hammer, But It Will Do More Real Good Than All The Bills You Can Pass In A Year.

You Must Judge A Man's Greatness By How Much He Will Be Missed.