A Country Can Get More Real Joy

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

If You Live Right, Death Is A Joke To You As Far As Fear Is Concerned.

The Man That Found The 726-carat Diamond In Africa, Received $350,000 For It And Wants To Buy A Farm And Silk Hat. Well, I Can Understand A Man Perhaps Being Eccentric Enough To Want To Own A Silk Hat.

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.

Cattlemen Have Lost More In The Last Few Years Than Anybody And Say Less About It.