A Country Can Get More Real Joy

Now These Fellows In Washington Wouldn't Be So Serious And Particular If They Only Had To Vote On What They Thought Was Good For The Majority Of The People In The U.s. That Would Be A Cinch. But What Makes It Hard For Them Is Every Time A Bill Comes Up They Have Things To Decide That Have Nothing To Do With The Merit Of The Bill. The Principal Thing Is Of Course: What Will This Do For Me Personally Back Home?

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

There Are Three Types Of Men In The World. One Type Learns From Books. One Type Learns From Observations. And One Type Just Has To Urinate On The Electric Fence Himself.

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.