Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

With All Our Crime And All Our Immorality ... And About As Much Contentment And Respose As A Fresh-caged Hyena, We Go To Tell The Whole World: We Are The Only One With The Right Idea!

There Is A Horse Here-the Furthest North Of Any Horse, And He Eats Fish And Travels On Snowshoes.

What's Considered Enough Money? Just A Little Bit More.

We Have Killed More People Celebrating Our Independence Day Than We Lost Fighting For It.